oryctolagusus asked:
drferox answered:
Pick up a cat by the scruff. Lots of skin, lots of subcutaneous space.
Pick up a human by the scruff. Tell me how that goes.
Subcutaneous fluids are only effective if the patient already has reasonably good perfusion, if they’re already compromised then they wont be absorbed and intravenous fluids are required instead,
You can tell a human “You need to drink Xmls of electrolyte solution.” Good luck telling a cat to do anything.
teach a man to fish and he’ll forget who you are and then he’ll see you in a bar a month later and he’ll try to seduce you by telling you things he assumes you don’t know about fishing
oh my gd
Please check out the tags from the person I reblogged this from, omw

anyways thats how i saw a man die on the subway
src: @the-exsalted-one

For the first time in Saint Louis Zoo history, a cheetah has given birth to 8 cheetah cubs .

Awww look at their faces! I want to cuddle them!!

But I wont.
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean
everyone stop this is my new favorite joke ever
birds are so weird. what is this thing. what is he doing. please I want to swim in that pool



